The Vorpal Sword Went Snicker Snack

May 19

eridave:

arsenickittenip:

Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!

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“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.

In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience

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yeah okay please spread this around to the sherlocks so they dont post all that porn in mass quantities in ignorance thanks

(via itsbeifongbitch)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via olivereatsbabies)

eatsleepdraw:

Aurora——————-Pen on Paper
**2013http://siendonube.tumblr.com/

eatsleepdraw:

Aurora
——————-
Pen on Paper

**2013

http://siendonube.tumblr.com/

May 18

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less-than-one:

Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party

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(via p0tat0s)

broadways-waiting:

grabbidyballs:

okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane
because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result
like when you see these things
you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying
so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”
but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting
but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be
but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you

i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr

broadways-waiting:

grabbidyballs:

okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane

because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result

like when you see these things

you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying

so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”

but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting

but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be

but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you

i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr

(Source: samirows, via p0tat0s)

(Source: smokethatshitbitch, via narwhalstarship)

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eatsleepdraw:

Gift For a Friend pt 1 by Cyma Hibri
My Tumblr

eatsleepdraw:

Gift For a Friend pt 1 by Cyma Hibri

My Tumblr

(via 2headedsnake)

Mum: Why is your room always so messy?

laugh-addict:

Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they’ll trip over something and die.

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(Source: whenmomentsblog, via p0tat0s)

May 17

laughingsquid:

Teeny Tiny Crochet Animals That Are Smaller Than a Fingertip

laughingsquid:

Teeny Tiny Crochet Animals That Are Smaller Than a Fingertip